the most truthful letter of my life.

So I didnt have a very productive studying day. When I checked my junk mail, I found this. And this cracked me up like hell. oh geez.


Dear Sir/Madam,
 
I am a staff of one of the leading banks in Ghana. I will give you the  
name of my bank and other important information if I receive a  
positive reply from you. For security reasons I cannot disclose my  
full identity to you now until I am sure of your cooperation. I work  
in the operations department where I serve as account officer to  
numerous customers.One of the customers whom I worked as his account  
officer was a wealthy diamond merchant from America. Because this man  
was good to me when he was alive,I took it upon myself to travel to  
his country last month, to see if I could locate any of his close  
relations.
 
On reaching there I discovered that his only surviving uncle died a  
few months back. I sponsored this trip on my own and nobody in the  
bank knew I was undertaking the journey so I did not present any  
official report of my findings in the bank. Now there are two things I  
could do with regards to the money. First, as his accounts officer, I  
could formally notify the bank authorities that the man is dead and  
has no next of kin. In this case the money would be forfeited to the  
government after some time. As a matter of fact this is the proper  
thing I am supposed to do.
 
Another thing I can do is to arrange for someone else, a foreigner, to  
act as the next of kin of the late man so that he will claim the  
money.This is the option that I can do to help anybody and myself  
since the money actually is public fund due to the fact that my friend  
was a close ally to the late brutal military president that looted  
government treasury. And that is why I have chosen to do it.
 
I want you to be my partner. All you would have to do is act as the  
next of kin of the dead man and the whole money in the account will be  
transferred to your account. As the accounts officer to the late man,  
I have all the necessary documents that will require claiming the  
money in the account. The total money in the account is US$17 million.  
Your share will be 30%, which is US$5,100,000. My colleague and I will  
share 70%. Reach me immediately by mail so that I can give you further  
details.Also provide me with your full name and your direct telephone  
and fax to reach you.
 
I awaits your urgent response.
 
Best regards.
Mr.Daniel Martins.

Thank you so much. I feel so utterly lucky already.

hahahaha. see you guys in a month !!

love,

ajay.